Ah, Land value Australia – the magic phrase that sends shivers down the spine of property tycoons and shanty seekers alike. But what’s the mystical ingredient in the cauldron that cooks up land prices? Buckle up buttercup, because we’re diving headfirst into the zany world of infrastructure and its uncanny link to the land’s worth.

Picture this: You’re perusing an open-air market. You spot two apples. One’s a shiny red gala resting comfortably on a pristine white plate. The other—well, the other is on the grimy ground, might have a worm waving at you. Which one fetches the hefty price tag?

Infrastructure is to land what that clean plate is to that scrumptious apple. It elevates, uplifts, and just screams: “Pick me, I’m worth it!” Seriously though, great infrastructure is the bee’s knees of real estate. Everything from roads, electric supplies, water and sewage systems to abstract stuff like reliable internet. They come together crafting land value out of thin air, kind of like alchemy for real estate folks.

Take the road outside your house. Humdrum, right? Well, consider the tale of old Rutherford. Back when dinosaurs roamed the land (or at least large lizards), it was a hidden gem in Australia – unheard of and unheeded. Then, swanky new roads came along, connecting Rutherford to the rest of the universe. Overnight, land values there skyrocketed like a rocket strapped to a kangaroo!

But let’s not forget interiors matter. It’s not all about flashy roads and mesmerizing bridges. Behind the scenes, you’ve got water pipes, subterranean cables, and other unsung heroes. They hum quietly, sweating to keep us fluffy on couches – watching TV with a never-ending Wi-Fi cavalry at our command. Inadequate systems? Well, that’s life throwing a spanner in the works, sending land value south faster than a peregrine falcon.